But She's So Pretty !

One could tell that she hadn't been on this stage before. When it was time to perform, it was obvious that she was way out of her league. She really wasn't qualified. Her moves always looked robotic and fake. She had the moves down but her presentation just didn't seem right.

When I watch her on T.V., I see her old man in the background - reflecting on his past glories from more than three decades ago. He was a great American hero back in his time. I can still remember him competing against many from hostile nations. The memories of past glories still seem to haunt him but those old days are long gone. It's odd how he watches her take center stage like a proud father - reflecting back to when it was all about him. But those days are no more, it's her turn to shine.

"People think I'm sexy...but I'm not." she was quoted as saying.

I would have to disagree, she is sexy.

Too bad looks don't equal performance.

When I would see her in photographs, next to that skinny (almost skeletal) blond heiress - My eyes would always fall to her better proportioned figure.

The first time that I saw her, I said, "Damn... she's hot!"

"This chick is stunning!", that's what I thought.

She looked as though she had all the tools it would take, to win the crown

But when it came time to vote, it was three thumbs down.

I thought, "How could a woman with all those ass(ets), not know how to groove.

Now it seems like the tall Black guy, has all the right moves.

She couldn't perform, there's just nothing there.

It's sad to watch her, with only days to rehearse, learn and prepare.

Her partner would coach her, on every step and spin.

I still think she's sexy, she just won't win.

I'm not a big fan of ABC's Dancing With The Stars (or Sarah Palin) .

But I am a huge fan of Kim Kardasian.

-I never realized that Susan Lucci was so frail. I mean tiny, size "0" tiny.

-Misty May has an amazingly tight body.

-It's odd that the football players do so well. Warren Sapp is surprisingly light on his feet. He'll probably win the whole thing.

-Professional women dancers are sexy. I'm not sure about all of their faces, I tend to notice only their fit frames. I like Cheryl, she's cute.

But my girl Kim is gone, she was a huge disappointment. Her old man by marriage (1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, Bruce Jenner) couldn't help her prepare for dancing. Her ex-BFF, Paris Hilton, was of no use in this competition. Too bad being pretty doesn't count when judging one's ability.

"How could she have all that (butt) and not know how to shake it", asked Chris Rock.

Now that Kim is gone, I suppose that I'll go back to watching politics.

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