Bodyguards

This is why I can't get with the whole philosophy of being the victim.
If I had a battle, I could get a bodyguard.
But then the dynamics of the relationship would make me the Beeotch.

Or If I were the equal of those around me (having done all of the work and meeting the qualifications) - the dynamics of this relationship would dictate that...
I just have have a tough squad.

(The choices in dealing with our problems comes down to these two - "Be the B****" or "Be the Man")