WTF? Strippers, Sex and Golf

(Stripper providing lap dance at Cherry Valley Golf Course)

" Damn... some people just eff it up for everybody."

This is what the PGA golfer, commenting on Tiger Woods' personal life, must have been thinking in his recent comments stating that golfers were more moral than other athletes.
Huh?
Did I miss something?
A bunch of guys who travel across the country who chase a little white ball around for a living surrounded by nothing but other guys don't enjoy a little R&R on occasion?
He must have been trying to explain his long absences to his wife.
Hmmm... seems to be a case of "Whoever smelt it, dealt it".

Lets take a look;
June 14, 2002 - Hidden Valley Golf Course - Norco, California
Tournament organizers feature prostitutes and strippers who provide their services in tents provided by the tournament.
June 3, 2007 - Lucas County Democrat Golf Outing - Toledo, Ohio
Golf outing features strippers providing drinks and "entertainment".
June 26, 2007 - Cherry Valley Golf Course - Pocono
Strippers provide lap dances for golfers (Top photo).
June 26, 2008 - Broomfield - Colorado
Strippers (hired to provide caddie services) and children (ages 7-12) cross paths on day that course officials claimed a scheduling oversight.

The only golfer keeping it real is golf's original Bad-Boy John Daly. (pictured above)
Daly stated that the only reason PGA golfers were beating up on Woods in the Press was because they couldn't beat him on the golf course. (Or even when it comes to women.)

But golf isn't a pristine and innocent sport.
Just check out John Daly and his alcoholic past.
Or his gambling addiction.
He even stated that the PGA tour is filled with golfers who use cocaine.
(The PGA just had it's 1 year anniversary for drug testing it's athletes for illegal drugs, alcohol or steroids. Really? Even Olympic Curling has been testing it's athletes for decades?)

What about golf's greatest ambassador Jack Nicklaus stating that Blacks have "different muscles that react in different ways'?
Isn't this a racist remark?
And do I even have to bring up Augusta and Fuzzy Zoeller?

So let's see...
Golf is a sport that has racists, drug users, alcoholics, gamblers and Johns - but it has the most moral group of athletes?
Please!
Golf and hookers/strippers go together like it's clubs and balls.
(But don't tell anyone this secret - you'll just eff it up for everyone else.)