How High?

 Yeah, we used to wear our pants low - but we were broke.

We'd pull our pants down because we didn't want to be seen as 'flooding'.

You remember... back when you'd outgrow your pants before they would wear out.

 Unlike Micheal - we just didn't want our socks to show

But then designer draws hit the scene.

Not only were low-slung pants acceptable - they were desirable.

How else would everyone be able to tell that you're wearing Calvins? 

 The antecedent to this trend were the high-waisted Z. Cavaricci's.

The 80's were just some strange days as far as fashion goes.

 

 And don't even get me started on the Shimmel Shirt.
Sure, on a girl with a flat stomach they looked nice.

Worn under a jersey they were acceptable.

But when guys started wearing shirts that looked like a Rent Boy's version of a woman's halter-top - I think we took fashion too far.
And don't even get me started on back when we used to wear Daisy Dukes.
Sagging Pants? Relax.
It ain't that serious - it's only fashion.