The Answer May Be As Simple As...

Wonder bread.

The spill in the Gulf has gone beyond that of one being contained by floating booms.

As BP attempts to solve the problem by a "junk shot" consisting of concrete, golf balls and tires - there has to be a more simple and less harmful remedy.

But what type of concrete will BP use?

Sure, hydraulic concrete expands as it dries - but won't the water in the mix turn to ice?

Anyone who has attempted to sweat solder a pipe knows that a piece of bread stuffed into the copper pipe can prevent leaks which will enable one to create a seal.

Maybe BP should call Wonder for a few tons of bread instead of that ridiculous "junk shot".