Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I Don't Get...

 The appeal of Brandy.
To me, she looks like a trout.
No wait... a catfish.
Her eyes are too far apart and coupled with that big forehead and gaping mouth...
Yeah... a catfish.
 Yeah, I know...
A lot of guys like Janet Jackson.
But to me she looks too much like Mike to be an attractive girl.
 I have nothing against Gingers or being pale.
Marcia Cross is sexy but Julianne Moore just does nothing for me.
Her lack of muscle tone (A trait shared with another girl I just don't get - Taylor Swift. Blake Lively is also tall, blond and thin but Blake is attractive while Taylor just repulses me. Carrie Underwood is more hot as far as the country contingent from American Idol goes.) and thinly enameled teeth are just a turn off.
 Julia Roberts has a crooked mouth as well.
But Ms Roberts can pull-off what Kyra Sedgewick cannot.
 Maybe she can sing - I wouldn't know.
But this homely girl needs those outlandish outfits to take the attention away from her looks.
Mylie Cyrus is just about 18 so she is now fair game.
While I'm not from her desired demographic - this girl is just homely.

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