That's Not Cheating

Everyone has noticed those wristbands that seem to contain a little notepad worn by professional quarterbacks.
Sometimes a guy just needs to focus on more important things than learning which plays to call and under which conditions to call them.

Sarah Palin's only mistake was that didn't upgrade beyond the grade school model.
Teleprompter smellapromter,

Next time Miss Palin - just get one on these dandies.