Monday, November 23, 2009

The 10 Most Annoying Women In Entertainment

10 - Joan Rivers used to be the standard for annoying television personalities - but in today's popular culture, even this horse-faced-hag has been eclipsed for unlikable personalities.

9 - I couldn't take another tale of Cody's adventures - so when Kathy Lee Gifford left Regis and Kathy, there was once again peace in daytime television.
And now she has a show with (the much sexier) Hoda Kotb, where she still imagines herself a celebrity.
I'm not in favor of extramarital affairs - but in Frank's case, I can understand.
8 - It's odd, Whoopi is no Halle Berry - but she is still more attractive than Sherri Sheppard.
What is the point of bringing this beast to the show? To improve the ghetto demographic?
Ms Sheppard is a case of Affirmative Action going completely wrong.
(Hint to Ms Sheppard; Looking good for you isn't the same thing as being good looking. A bikini? Really?)
7 - Joy Behar's voice makes The Nanny's seem subtle, sublime and sultry by comparison.
I can never get over how she seems so pleased with herself when she attempts to make a joke on The View.
6 - Star "I'm a lawya' " Jones is so annoying that she turned a man gay (or at least convinced him that coming out of the closet was a better alternative than being married to her).

5 - The only thing worse than seeing Sherri Sheppard in a bikini is seeing Rosie O'Donnell in leather.
I thought she was tired of television.
I guess the newer wide screen models gave her an incentive to come back.
(Roseanne Barr is interchangeable with Ms O'Donnell for this slot.)
4 - Nene Leeche.

3 - MoNique. I throw up in my mouth, just a little bit, every time this beast pops up on my screen.
Just look at her... sweatin' gravy from under some of those chins.

2 Kate Gosselin isn't really celebrity - just an annoying single mother of eight who never fails to pop up on the magazine covers at the checkout counter.
And that Flock of Seagulls haircut didn't help.

1 Madea - Sure, sure... he's (Tyler Perry) made millions.
But I hate his portrayal of men in his movies (among other things).
Julius (Everybody Hates Chris), Cosby or Bernie Mac are more favorable images of Black manhood.
Maybe it's Mr Perry's experiences that dictate his limited perception of men.
Maybe he is just stating those opinions from a broken female's point of view.
What is the shared trait these women possess?
It is the perceived desperation for validation.
Each seems to be begging audiences to, "Please like me.".
This desperation for acceptance is the least attractive trait a woman could have.

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