Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The Perfect Woman?

Most men like large eyes, full lips, large breasts and a big butt.
Some even like a girl whose "shit don't stink".
But isn't shit without funk a sign that ones liver and/or kidneys are failing to filter the toxins from ones body?
Aren't big bulging eyes a sign of Graves Disease?
Aren't swollen lips sometimes caused by Herpes?
Aren't big swollen breasts sometimes caused by menstruation or pregnancy?
Can't one gain a flat stomach from Bulimia or Anorexia?
Can't an extremely light skin tone a be a form of Vitiligo or Albinism?
Aren't big thighs sometimes caused by Lymphedema?
Aren't big butts sometimes a sign of Steatopygia?
Who would even want a woman with all this going for her?

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